Imagine for a moment
What it's like to have no pants
And an arse of many colours
It's a pain!
Us Baboons have to wander all about the
Blooming jungle, in the sunshine
In the wind and in the rain
Multi coloured backsides are real cool though
The females of the species get all coy
When they see a red and blue and mauve one
Well it kind of gives them lots of added joy
They dance about and sort of act submissive
Rainbows to the left of them and right
Imagine for a moment what its doing
No pants and great big Tuckers shining bright
Well I'm in charge of one pack here at RAIn 9
15 swooning lassies now in all
There always coming up to me and whispering
And when its quiet My God I have a ball
You can walk about in shorts Y Fronts
And singlets
With your pink arse covered matey all the while
But when it comes to what is colour therapy
Then baboons are far ahead of you on style