I know of one young lady
With a penchant to adopt
The strange and lovely Water Dragons
She has clearly doppped

Out of Reptile Heaven
For complex as it seems
Laura don't ignore her
Is the answer to their dreams

In Bovingdon that's Hertfordshire
A Foodshop does exist
Go back in time and feel the rhyme
Through aeons of cool mist

And there in sweet suburbia
A shop of some repute
Stocks Crickets, Mealworms
Waxworms,and GrassHoppers all to suit

The diet and nutrition of the great
Reptilian clan
Run by someone special
A knowledgeable man

Who knows our friend Dear Laura
And helps in what she does
Look after Water Dragons
Can you feel that buzz?

For from China, these cool creatures
Are flown across the sea
Deep inside them probably
In their sweet, psche

They know of Laura
and they need
Her love and caring style
Their femoral pores
and reptilian laws
Are out there by a mile

This lass of auburn hair fame
With a small Lizard Tattoo
What she doesn't know about
Her lizard friends, will you

Who meet her realise
The dedication, and the care
That Laura puts into the task
Of being so aware

Water Dragons
thats no mean description
They must have good clean water
every day
One must maintain their habitat
Give them love one must be at
The pinnacle of caring so to say

And Laura comes up trumps
In pure reptilian guard
She mimics Water Dragons Heaven, she
Has the where for all
Yes she is on the ball
And her Water Dragons
Love her actually


(Laura is one of those special
people who came into my shop
yesterday)