http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/3937454/Frankie-Boyle-wins-phone-mast-fight.html

Frankie Boyle is happy
That is what I heard
Vodaphone chatted with the church
And although it sounds absurd
Gave permit to the corporate
To erect their rotten pole
Well Frankie got the word
and his objection
saved our soul

Radiation EMR its out there
and Vodaphone
Know all about it they
Have kept quiet for its money
that's driving this okay
Peoples health is hardly
that important
Not when coffers need to be
kept full
Health and radiation
thats all Hearsay
thats what Corporates
call the cock and bull

Appeal, the planners
they will pass the masts for us
Well thats until the planners homes
get one
Then they are like all of us
concerned about their children
their pregnant wives
And its then the complex puzzle
comes undone
They are selling far too many
of these cell phones
giving them away you must have seen
3g and there's more to come
just watch this space
But just like Frankie Boyle
We are not dumb

Tell Vodaphone enough's enough
go plant them somewhere new
all around their offices
or their CEO's place, do
leave our rural idyll's alone
for truly we
Do not want this mast ever
So just make us happy


Rex Tyler DTM

www.organicrex@gmail.com