Cook's Delight

Luke Skywalker, came in my shop
just the other day
Not a work of fiction
as lots of people say
But a real boy, name of Luke
(Skywalker)he told me
Whose father was a Jedi Knight
And Tatooine was actually
Where he lived in Buckinghamshire
it came as quite a shock
He told me he could repair droids
and could break any rock
That he had some light sabres
And his fencing skills were great
And that he drove a Space ship
in an Expanded state
I didn't understand a word
he said to me
But then organic children
have to be
brighter, Luke the duke
was no exception
Skywalker though
I'm not sure, actually